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The Florida Keys Reviews

What does the Mystery Crapper do on vacation? Boating? Fishing? No, silly—crapping! You will never look at your favorite fishing spot the same way.


The Tiki Bar (Islamorada)

Holiday Isle is home to the World-Famous Tiki Bar, where the infamous Rumrunner was originally created in 1972 by bartender "Tiki" John. The first establishment on the spot was built from driftwood in 1968 and was known as the Happy Hula Hut, with the first ten-foot section of the Tiki Bar being added in 1970.

We had to give this one at least a .5 just because it exists but we wouldn't recommend this crapper except for the most dire of emergencies. Only one stall for the entire facility which is strategically positioned right in front of the open door. Huge gap coefficient allows for making friends as they line up outisde the stall. Let's not even discuss how many drunk people have pissed on the toilet seat. Poor facility for so many drunken souls. Web site.

User Friendliness = .5
Cleanliness = 2
Privacy = 0
Facilities = 1
Overall Rating = .5



The Islamorada Fish Company

The original 100 seat Islamorada Fish Company is located in the heart of the Florida Keys, and has been in operation since 1948.This restroom rates a good solid 3 for its general user friendliness and privacy. Huge stall for handicrapping with its own sink adds to the facility rating. When you go to this restaurant, make sure to try the Kiwi Margarita and the Conch Fritters. Then make a beeline to the crapper. Great location right on the water. Expect to have a one hour wait to be seated at the restaurant and no wait to be seated at the crapper.

www.islamoradafishco.com

User Friendliness = 3
Cleanliness = 3
Privacy = 3
Facilities = 3
Overall Rating = 3



Zane Grey Lounge

Part of the Islamorada Fish Company complex, the Zane Grey Lounge harkens back to the days of Ernest Hemingway.This restroom gives visitors a friendly, private crapping environment in a nicely appointed facility. The decor carries out the Hemingway theme of the fishing-oriented style. The decorators definitely gave this crapper its fair due in the budget. Sip a Pina Colada, smoke a cigar, listen to a great house band and take a crap in this upscale spot.

Web Site

User Friendliness = 4
Cleanliness = 3
Privacy = 4
Facilities = 4
Overall Rating = 4



Bass Pro Outlets

Part of the Islamorada fish Company complex. Formerly known as World Wide Sportsman, this monstrous fishing-oriented store in Islamorada has an equally monstrous crapper for excellent handicrapping action. Nicely appointed and tastefully decorated, this is a must visit on your trip to the Keys.

www.basspro.com

User Friendliness = 3
Cleanliness = 3
Privacy = 3
Facilities = 3
Overall Rating = 3




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