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Japan Reviews

Sushi and Samurais. From the land of the rising sun, we bring you the toilets of Japan. Enjoy and Go in Peace.

Mt. Fuji

I was in the british navy up until 2 years ago (theres a few dirty beggars with a few unsavoury tales of turds in the navy (do you think anyone checls the winnings tray of a gambling machine when pissed in a u.k. club we'll im sure you can guess the rest! no manners some people!) Anyway.. we visited a yank base at yokosuka who'd organised a trip up mount fuji. We'd been out untll 4am eating the local stray dogs that the fast food joints served. the coach left at 5.30 i was V rough food/beer etc. at 9,000 feet up my bowls decided they had had enough. I managed to find this little wooden hut/shitehouse that was perched precariously perched on the side of the path. How do them europeans/easterns shit over a hole in the floor. In fact how did i do it? Hard work I thought the rickety thing was gonner fall down the mountain. Great view looking down the hole and seeing all the tourists climbing up, dont think the sharp eyed ones would have appreciated my brown eye though! Erm RED/BROWN eye!I Always carry a hankie with me, it was only just enough though, what a 'forever wipe'. When I see mount fuji now on the t.v. I feel proud that ive added my own little pebbles to it. (sorry about the waffling on hey, edit at will!, excellent site, well impressed, youre so right about the paper coming from the front of the roll, it makes one handed dispensing so much easier,just a twist of the wrist). - from CQ Reader Darren

User Friendliness = 2
Cleanliness = 2
Privacy = 2
Facilities = 2
Overall Rating = 2


Mt. Fuji

Hi my name is Patrick. A few years ago when I was based in Japan I decided to climb Mt Fuji. Well it took me 4 1/2 hours to climb and when I got up there I had to take a dump from hell. Well the ONLY place to go up there was this wooden shack with a hollowed out floor that went down probably 8-10 feet. I heard a very loud humming in this dark place too, the humming was all the flies that were down this hole under where I was crapping from. I weighed about 240 lbs at the time and my only fear was falling through the floor which was designed for small Japanese people. But the absolute worse thing was the smell. I tried to hold my breathe but that made it worse because when I finally did breathe I just sucked in more stench than normal. It was the worse place that I ever crapped in. It took me almost half an hour to clear my head when I finally got out of there. I just wonder if anyone ever fell into the shithole located under the crappers. God help them if they do. - from CQ Reader Patrick, New Orleans

User Friendliness = 0
Cleanliness = 0
Privacy = 0
Facilities = 0
Overall Rating = 0


Japan

Thanks for the good stuff on your site - much appreciated. Just got back from a month in Japan. Thought you would appreciate the toilet pic attached. This thing looked like something that you would find in the Enterprise on Star Trek.

From "Whipping Boy" at www.dogzine.net.

User Friendliness = 4
Cleanliness = 4
Privacy = 4
Facilities = 5
Overall Rating = 4




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