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Dallas, Texas Reviews

Now that's what I call doing the Texas Two-Step. Check out the reviews below and go in peace.

Home Depot

This is the best toilet for crapping other than your home or in a hotel. It was clean and it smelled nice. It also had full floor to ceiling locking door and was well stocked with the necessary materials for crapping. It also had plenty of stalls to choose from including an extra large disabled persons restroom if you need etheleg room. If you have an emergency or are in the area...THIS is the place to go! 5 rolls on all levels! (Reader Review)

User Friendliness = 5
Cleanliness = 5
Privacy = 5
Facilities = 5
Overall Rating = 5


The Science Place

This place has three excellent bathrooms which virtually no one uses. (Reader Review)

User Friendliness = 5
Cleanliness = 4
Privacy = 5
Facilities = 5
Overall Rating = 4


DLP Recording Studios

This bathroom is in a rehearsal room, populated by many metal bands. I have practiced here for years in my non-metal band (quite the rarity there) and have had to use their poor excuse for a bathroom so many times. If you have to poop, you better hover. Only one stall has a door. the urinal hasn't worked in at least two years. there is a lake of piss on the floor. To flush, you have to use your foot, and hope you don't slip and fall on the disgusting floor. the smells range from diarrhea to horrid stale
piss. the only redeeming factors are the walls covered completely in porn. It at least gives you something to look at while doing your business. but it makes you wonder what else is on the floor.. eewww...
(Reader Review)

User Friendliness = 0
Cleanliness = 0
Privacy = 2
Facilities = 1
Overall Rating = 1




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