A one week getaway
cruise to the Eastern Carribbean full of free food, relaxation,
free food, gambling, free food, shows, free food .... You get the
idea! With all that free food, you will definately need to find
a comfortable place to relax and take a load off. Here is a picturesque
time capsule of places I recommend. Cheech CQ Middle Eastern
Sky - Cabin 0209
but comfortable'. This toilet is your private throne for one
week aboard the ship. The benefits included a daily cleaning
by the hotel cleaning crew, and plenty of toilet paper. Additionally,
this toilet held some extra flushing power as well as a new
safety feature. The lid of the toilet must be closed in order
to flush. Downside was the fact that the overall bathroom
was very cramped, and if you think you can take a load off
and have your significant other brush her teeth in the same
bathroom, you are sorely mistaken. Outside of that, and no
padded seat or Charmin, it was home away from home.
Resort & Casino, Paradise Island, Bahamas
aura that the Atlantis resort gives on the outside, the inside
is just a nice. Marble floors cover the bathroom and gold
accented pieces around the vanities are nice. Lots of stalls
to choose from was also a plus. The major downside was the
fact that the hotel staff use these restroom facilities: and
in one instance when a Bahamian bell boy stopped by in the
next stall to urinate I felt very uncomfortable. This was
due to the 5 minute urination I had to listen to, echoing
of the walls and marble floors. This definitely dampened any
thoughts I had of fully unloading. If you had the whole room
to yourself, a definite thumbs up, just be careful of others.
Lodge - St. Thomas, USVI
for a high traffic area. The restroom is tucked in the back
of the facility, and when I used it, the cleaning crew had
just finished. I had a clean bowl, with blue liquid. If you
need to go, and you're stuck in the mountains, this is a definite
place to be. Even better, when you're done you can go to the
balcony and see a beautiful scenic view of the Islands, and
looking at all that water, you may just have to go pee again.
El Morro - San Juan, Puerto Rico
be very very careful. Privacy is non existent. Use this restroom
only if you have to. Its clean, which is good, however the
number of people coming in and out of the facility will make
your head spin. Remember, this is one of the stops for all
tour buses and vans, so every tourist that has been 'holding'
it will be using this facility.
Juan Hotel & Casino - San Juan, Puerto Rico
Royce. Marble floors, oak doors, gold toilet handle. A masterpiece.
Secluded, totally private and soundproof stalls. All you need
is a magazine rack and you are in heaven. By far, a 10 out
of 10 on all accounts, with 2 full rolls of soft toilet paper,
and a low boy toilet seat so your feet don't hang above the
floor. Custom. This toilet was made for the rich and famous;
its worth the trip. And, no bathroom attendant!