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Baltimore Reviews

Baltimore is a great place to meet friendly people, drink lots of beer and get crabs. After much begging and pleading, our new female correspondent Daniele in Baltimore is submitting reviews of her fine town. Check out the reviews below and go in peace.

The Ottobar (Davis Street)

Scary. Because within this pink and black painted room is the pure unknown. Do not approach without thick rubber gloves. No gloves? Wash hands extremely well- but don't expect a hand dryer or paper towels. There are none to be found. After a good flush the toilet did appear newly cleaned. You have to hold the lever down in order to do this- on the count of three: 1 sticky, 2 sticky, 3 sticky... viola! Then it's your turn, if you dare. Notice the thick white roll of toilet paper. Extra points! Hover carefully. The writing on the walls, a pink painted radiator, and the handsome band stickers was all mildly entertaining, if not a bit charming.

User Friendliness = 2
Cleanliness = 2
Privacy = 4
Facilities = 2
Overall Rating = 2

 




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