The Very Stinky Poop Against the Humble
I love poop humour, i visit
www.ratemypoo.com and i am a full memeber and have left many images
on their website. One day i was lying in bed, and i thought, why
not record a sound wave of me pooping, my microphone didnt work
on my certain comp, and i couldnt find my talkboy, so i used my
record your own alarm alarm clock!!! I did it one day and i worked
really well, you heard the toilet seat banging, me being seated,
the crackle the sqeulch and finally the plop. I recorded it on a
mic on ANOTHER computer. The day after i had eaten a LOT and brewed
up a nice beast, i can telly you, so i seated, pressed record, and
started pushing, BUT OH NO THE CLOCK WAS TO CLOSE UNDER MY ARSE!
iI heard a bang, a big plop and my arm being weighted down, i feared
the worst, cfinished wiped, etc. I wiped the clock clean and it
still smelled putrid, so i took the front apart, wiped it all round,
used baby wipes etc, put it back together, sniffed it, felt sick,
so i sprayed aftershave on. Didnt work. It smelled like babies nappies
(diapers). So in the morning i found this fabric spray we have in
England called © Febreze, i sparyed it all over and left it.
I smelled it in the morning, it smeled fresh. I then came back from
school and it smelled like babies nappies, topped with aftershave
and Febreze. I sparyed it ALL over and checked it the next day.
It still smelled but you had to really inhale to get full aroma,
i dont think any1 would notice. Just ask me if you want both recorded
poos sent i and i will happily send them.