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Announcing
Spring Is In The Air. Time for Anal Bleaching! UPDATE!
Is your Wink Pink? CQ went deep undercover to determine if this new phenomenon is fact or fiction, myth or reality. We interviewed salon owners, discovered products and much more. You will be shocked at what we found. This is the very first real dirt on what goes on behind closed doors. Go>

Announcing
The Worst Jobs in History
Hosted by Tony Robinson, this funny, and educational, television series takes you on a journey through 2,000 years of British history and the worst jobs of each era. Many involved working in some fashion with urine or poop. Our pick for worst is the Groom of the Stool who was responsible for taking care of Henry VIII's bowel movements. Go>

Announcing
World's Oldest Public Toilet Reopens
One of the "world's oldest" public toilets (so claims Westminster city council), located beneath Oxford Circus, reopened after a £300,000 refit. They celebrated with champagne. Go>

Announcing
British Toilet Association's Loo of the Year Awards
Since its introduction in 1987, the annual Loo of the Year Awards competition has helped focus the spotlight on 'away from home' toilets throughout the UK. Go>

Announcing
Funny Logos, Signs and Photos
Well, we have come across some of the funniest, strangest and downright ridiculous REAL logos, business signs, road signs, displays and more. We have started to collect them in one fantastic pile. You can see them here.

Announcing
Toilet Bowl Restaurant
We recently discovered a restaurant in Taiwan with a a toilet theme. It includes toilet chairs, urinal sconces, and even commode shaped serving pieces. Learn more about it here.

Announcing
Barney Smith's Toilet Seat Art Museum
Barney has been creating these works of art for 30 years and now has over 700 differently decorated Toilet Seats in his oversized garage that serves as his "Museum". Learn more about it here.

Announcing
Ask Dr. Svinktor:
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Farts

Since we already know the meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42, we decided it was time to learn more about farts. Our in-house expert, Dr. Svinktor, provides the answers to some of the most commonly asked questions about farts. Read more about farts here.

Announcing

Random Reader Review: 101 Building (Taipei, Taiwan)
101 is the world's tallest building (debatable) and as such should have some nice facilities. I really liked the surroundings (marble and dark wood [wood being synthetic of course]). Overall very nice, privacy was well desgined but at times it is full causing you to hear other crappers. Taiwanese people (men at least) often cough, dry hack, or clear their throats which can get a little disgusting. However the facilities are very nice overall.

UserFriendliness : 4
Cleanliness : 5
Privacy : 4
Facilities : 5
OverallScore : 5
Handicrapping : Yes
Attendant : No


Announcing

Random Reader Review: 24/7 Store (Abilene, KS)
There's cockroaches everywhere and sh*t on all the stalls and piss all over their toilet seat and floor!!

UserFriendliness : 0
Cleanliness : 0
Privacy : 0
Facilities : 1
OverallScore : 0


Announcing

Random Reader Review: Locke School (Chicago, IL)
Poopie was on the wall of the bathroom. So disgusting. After a week it turned blackish and smelly.

UserFriendliness : 3
Cleanliness : 2
Privacy : 2
Facilities : 4
OverallScore : 4
Handicrapping : No
Attendant : No




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