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Announcing

The Myster Crapper to Appear on KROCK Radio Today!
We have been invited to appear on Krock Radio in NYC (WXRK) today (April 27, 2005) between 3-3:30 PM EST. Listen in online if you get the chance. www.krockradio.com

—TMC


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It's No Joke, CQ is All New!
We have just (nearly) completed a massive overhaul of the site with greatly expanded Reviews, a reorganized Glossary and so much more. Be sure to read our feature stories below, as well as goodies we have dug up from the Archives. Our next edition is going to be even more massive with tons of new stuff. Enjoy! —TMC

Announcing
London Calling
London is a great city with tons of things to do all year long. On this visit, we pit stopped in numerous West End pubs, Hampton Court Palace and even the home stadium of Charlton Football Club. Check out some of the best places to "go" when in London in our London Reviews section.

Announcing
Tons of New Reviews
I spent the last few months trying to dig up a ton of old places I had been to in order to include them here on our list of places to "go". All of these places have been personally visited by me, the Mystery Crapper, unless otherwise noted.

Announcing
From the Archives - In a Pinch
In this section, we highlight funny crapping experiences from our readers. Read stories like "The Very Stinky Poop Against the Humble Clock" "The Turd Mutiny" and "Tales from the Crapper - Bordello of Bleach" to name a few. some of the funniest stuff you will ever read. Have a funny story? Submit it to us and we will add it! Go>

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Camp Grounds at NASCAR Race Martinsville, VA
I'd like to tell you about what me and my friends refer to as the Jeff Gordon Grab Bag. There is a hill at the race track in Martinsville. People camp out there and enjoy the whole weekend. Drinking, partying, grilling, and one row of Porta-Potties, over a 1/4 of a mile away. Well one night after some serious drinking JB had to go, and I mean bad. The problem was he was stupified with alcohol, and he couldn't walk that far. So he did the next best thing...dropped trough, held onto the side of his truck bed and leaned back. He was 100 yards or so from our camp site, so we didn't care. The next morning someone thought enough of it to place a pile of paper towels over it as a warning of a land mine. It worked great...UNTIL night came and someone stepped on it, slipped (reminder, we were on a large incline) and got their Jeff Gordon shirt covered in poo. Hence a hilarious story to tell, and the name of it...The Jeff Gordon Grab Bag!

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Hut in the Philippines, Island of Luzon
i was on my way to a lovely little resort in the philippines with my family, when all of a sudden it hit me... you know, the unstoppable force. unfortunately, we had an hour or two to go before reaching our destination. when i could hold it no longer i whispered to my mommy (i was less than 10, and yet i remember it so vividly) that i really had to go. so my uncle stopped the car right in front of a grouping of hut like homes in the middle of a bunch of pineapple fields. i really wanted my mommy to accompany me to ask the nice people if i, the little white skinned girl which they will remember forever (my dad is an american, i was there visiting my mom's family) if i could kindly use their toilet, if they had one. but, due to my mother's fear of cats and the fact that there was a huge one roaming about, my ninang had to take me. so, after asking the lady i hopped onto their very high toilet. it was clean enough, considering the circumstances. usually i would have assumed the squat position but the damn thing was too high. so i lined it with toilet paper, perched my "puet" (tagalog for butt) on there and did my business. when i thought the ordeal was finally over, i went to flush but it didnt work. i faintly remembered my mom and aunts telling me before we embarked upon our fateful trip that if, anywhere in the phils, the toilet doesnt flush, put water in it. but i had no idea what the in the hell they were talking about. so i did nothing (i would later look back and realize that pouring water into the bowl would manually flush it)so, the moral of the story is when in a hut, and the damn thing will not dispose of the evidence, use the nearest "tabo" (a plastic bowl with a handel used for washing the rear... found in every filipino home, so dont worry... it will be there)and just wash that poo away. but preferably, dont doo doo in a hut. plus, if you're white, they will remember you even more... you guys aren't common out there!

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Glossary of Turds
Last, but definitely not least. This is one of our most popular areas of the site. Websters it ain't, but click on to check out the most extensive Glossary of Turds we know of. You will be amazed. Go>



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