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Archives 2003, 2002, 2001

October/November 2002

The Mystery of Britney Spear's Breasts - Now we know what she was singing about in her song, "Oops, I Did it Again." A drop dead, hilarious Flash-animation piece doing an expose of Britney Spears' "sweater muffins." There's some strange stuff here that will have you really wondering what's going on, as in a span of a year, Britney's boobs go from a size A to a size D. Truly one for Ripley's, not to mention your funny bone. Visit>

September 2002

Tow Yard Complaint - This is one of the funniest things we have ever heard. This takes the term "full service" to the next level. Just trust us that it is worth two minutes of your life to listen to. In mp3 format. Listen>

Funny Site of the Month (American Standard Type R) - Found this on an online car forum. This guy has super modified his toilet like a homeboy low-rider. Perfect for a case of the Speed Racers!.You have to see the classic body striping and the neon ground effects. For real. There are pictures. Visit>


Lots of Random Reviews

August 2002

Thomas Crapper Grave Re-Dedication Ceremony
The Mystery Crapper Visits Epcot
In a Pinch: The Dumbass Chronicles
Random Reader Reviews: Car park next to Safeway supermarket (Newton Stewart, Galloway, Scotland)
Funny Site of the Month: Toilets of the World
Funny Site of the Month: The Dangerous Phrase Book
Funny Site of the Month: The Idiot

July 2002

Breaking Story: Football Star Arrested for Defecating in Laundry Basket
New Product Review: Exeloo for Me and for You

We recently were made aware of this amazing invention called the Exeloo. Exeloo offers a range of automatic self cleaning public toilets, including washrooms which fit inside existing buildings, through to automatic public toilets designed as stand alone units. Each of these toilets incorporate an extensive range of features, including a no-touch sensor switch operated basin, no-touch flushing, an electronic toilet tissue dispenser and an automated wash cycle. For further details on these units visit their website at www.automatic-toilets.com. Also, there is a very funny user review of the Exeloo here that we suggest you read.
New Reviews: Japan

June 2002

Having Fun with E-Mail Scams - We are sure all of you have received some type of random email scam over the years. Our friend "Whipping Boy" at www.dogzine.net received that one from the guy in Guinea Bissau 'who needs your help in acquiring his dead father's money'. He shares his ongoing correspondence with this obvious and "pathetic" scam artist. This has nothing to do with toilets but it is one of the funniest things we have ever read. Don't miss it! I can smell the peanut butter already!

Cartoons Update - We have been able to share with you some great original cartoons. Make sure to check out the latest from www.dogzine.net, Strangebreed and www.hairofthedawg.com. See More>

May 2002

A Day in the Life of a Restroom Attendant in the UK
The Mystery of the Cucumber and the Shoe
Going Potty Over London's Loos
New Toilet Reviews: Japan> and England>
On the Run: Toilet Murder
Dancing Poos
Potty Cheat Sheet

April 2002

Thomas Crapper Grave Re-Dedication Ceremony
On the Run: The Turd Mutiny
9th Annual Outhouse Races
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Outhouses
Review: Nasdaq 100 Tennis Championships
Funny Site of the Month: The Knighthood of Buh
Another Funny Site: www.electrictoiletbrush.com

March 2002

Poo Haiku. Savor the elegant symmetry of this fecal-inspired verse submitted by our San Francisco correspondent Stiffy. For those of you who don't remember your 5th grade poetry lessons, that's 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 more. Enjoy.

fork in my toilet,
big soft tasty brown morsel,
for you, and for me

The No Wiper in Prague (Czech Please!)
Learning to Blow Ass in the Third World
Crapping Etiquette by the Brown Bomber of Deer Park
Snafu at the Den of Stench
Cool Site of the Month - www.russianinternet.com

February 2002

Thomas Crapper Day & TC Grave Restoration Project
CQ Goes Ivy League in Univeristy of Pennsylvania's Literary Magazine Article
New Toilet Reveiws from Myanmar & Thailand
The Caribbean Cruise of Crapping
Miami Hurricanes Dump on Nebraska Cornholers
Funny Site of the Month - www.fark.com

January 2002

New in "On the Run": Attention All Walmart Shoppers, Stop the Bus & Train in Vain
NEW PRODUCT: Johnny Latch Offers New Relief for Crappers
New Glossary of Turd Submissions
Funny Site of the Month
www.somethingawful.com

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