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Announcing

2009 is almost over !
This year was an incredible year for the gang at CQ and 2010 is going to be an even better one. We visited Alaska, Austria, Disney, Costa Rica and a few other places that we will be adding reviews for. We are still working on a major behind the scenes overhaul of the CQ site. For all of you that have sent in submissions for the Glossary and Random Reviews, we thank you. They will be posted eventually once we get the new system up and running. So don't fret. The site will be even easier to access and submit material for inclusion. Enjoy! —TMC


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Check out this video parody from TheMFArts Team!
TheMFArts comedy troupe has done it again with another amazing parody video of Beonce's Halo. It is called A-Hole. This is their follow up to the wildly popular parody of Lady Gaga's Let's Dance called No Pants. You will love it!. Go>

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Spring Is In The Air. Time for Anal Bleaching! UPDATE!
Anal bleaching is a new trend that was sweeping the nation. Now we have found a company selling anal lightening products. Is your Wink Pink? CQ went deep undercover to determine if this new phenomenon is fact or fiction, myth or reality. We interviewed salon owners, discovered products and much more. You will be shocked at what we found. This is the very first real dirt on what goes on behind closed doors. Go>

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From the Archives - In a Pinch
In this section, we highlight funny crapping experiences from our readers. Read stories like "The Very Stinky Poop Against the Humble Clock" "The Turd Mutiny" and "Tales from the Crapper - Bordello of Bleach" to name a few. some of the funniest stuff you will ever read. Have a funny story? Submit it to us and we will add it! Go>

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World's Largest Glossary of Turds
Last, but definitely not least. This is one of our most popular areas of the site. Websters it ain't, but click on to check out the most extensive Glossary of Turds we know of. As usual, we have lots of new additions. You will be amazed. Go>



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